Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio

Q: Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toybox?

A: Because she sat on Pinnochio's face and told him to lie!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Miracle Exercise	Yo mama's So Stupid	An Ugly Position	What Are Politics?
Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Pervert Psychiatrist	Donkey Compliment
Dumb mama joke	Yo mama's So Poor	You So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Pool	Potatoes Hotatoes	The Golden Mug	High Stakes
Fishermen with Skills	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Name Those Tracks	Autoblonde
Yo mama's so stupid... dig	Confucious	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Paper Street
Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	Little Leprechaun?	Rhoids	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark
Hard Sleepin'	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Scratch Those Thangs	Dought Girl
Paying the Price of Marriage	This Joke is Bananas!	How To Get A Raise	How to Sell a Bible
Bird it Through the Grapevine	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner	Abstinence
Yo mama's...Hair	That's a Woman's Job	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde and Genie
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Five Minutes to Midnight	69er's Get Sacked	The Smartest Dog Ever
Inventions	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...