Redneck Soccer

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls today... with a rake.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Little Testy	Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke	You Work for the Government When:	Blonde Shower
Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Blondes n' Crayons	Yo mama's So Poor
Doggy Style	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	B-Day Sex	Who Let The Blondes Out?
Canni Ball!	Blonde on Fire	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Healthy Virgin
Losin' It	Man Catches Crocodile	Blonde's Favorite Group	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Indecent Exposure	Morning at the White House	The Fish-Eating Competition
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Southern Foreplay	Bubble Blowing Duckies	What do you call a prostitute's children?
Redneck Job Interview	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Still Together	Get Your Feet Wet
Those Shady Frenchies	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Yo mama's...Fat
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Southern Foreplay	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Yo mama's So Fat
You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Reverend	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Snowmen and Snowwomen
Biting	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Windows 666
Houston Schoolin'	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard