David Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call 88 rednecks...	Joke for Limeys	Bzzzz	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Male Masturbation	George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Scooby Doo	Crab Cakes
Yo mama's so Fat	That's tacky	Jack and Jill II	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Vampire Date	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years
Chair Man of the Board	Special Remedy	Autoblonde	Half-Brainiac
An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Shriveled Lovin'	I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...	Yo mama's...Stupid
Constipation	Yo mama's nasty!	It's What's For Dinner	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
Redneck Shopper	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Lightbulb...Californians	Blonde Lightbulb
Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Microsoft in Detroit?	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Tasty, tasty fat!
Yo mama's So Poor	There were two blondes at the park...	Elephant...Cherry Tree	How to Sell a Bible
Peckers	Blonde Robbery	Yo mama's so fat...	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal
Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Good, Bad, Worse	Brace yourself
Pigskin Pro	Hi-Steppin' Mama