David Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Canni Ball!	Bush BM	Yo mama's So Stupid
Redneck Track & Field	Blonde in the Third Grade	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Jet Fuel Alcoholics
Redneck Spelling Test	Yo mama is FUGLY	American Divorce	Blonde in a Barber Shop
Nursery Crimes	Baking Blondes	Lawyer vs. Water Fowl	Cuban Delicacy
Fair-Haired Science Fair	Chew on this	Things Just Fallin' Off	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Gold Digger	Pre-Paid Plan	Brunette Meets Genie	Blonde - Contractor
The Blind Guy Polemic	Dear Old Dad	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo Mama's So Fat... Steps On A Dollar	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Yo mama's So Old
Ladies First	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blond Father	Abstinence
Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her	Big Boss Man	Yo mama's So Stupid	Two Men and A Refrigerator
Phone Line	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Bush Does a Favor	Blonde Passenger
Don't Step Out of the Car	A Few Good Men	So you want to marry a millionaire ?	Hot Tomato
Lesbian Harem	Streakers and Strokers