I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde

What does a blonde say when she's asked if she's sexually active?

"No, I just lie there."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Microsoftie	Clinton and a lightbulb	Who's the Boss?	Comfortable
Where's the Soup?	Booger Wooger	Dirty Swiss	Slippery Doorknob
Skittles	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Dear Old Dad	3 Vampires
Blonde and Prawn	Blondes on a Rope	Streakers and Strokers	The Quotable Marion Barry
Adam Talks All About Eve	Bed Football	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Respectfully Cheating
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Pickle Slicer	Yo mama's So Poor	Elevator Scene
The Invention of the Copper Wire	Blonde Braincells	Newlyweds	Lawyers' Birth Control
Shipwrecked	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Take a Lawyer to the Beach!	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
We take you now to the Oval Office	Yo mama's nasty!	What's A Truncheon?	Blondes at Sea
Ugly mama and a tail	Clinton's DNA	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Southern Values
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Windows 666	Blonde Who Has it All	Practice
I Can't Drive 69	Condom Brands	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Skip To My Fool
Potential & Reality	A Cucumber, a Pickle, and a Penis