Really Bloody Mary

How do you know your bartender doesn't like you any more?

There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Beer Consumption	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde's Vocabulary	Chuckie Cheese Please
Why did the blonde get fired...	Peanut In Your Ear	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	A Real Watch Dog
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Poor	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
Dumb as Rocks	Yo mama's...Old	Southern Foreplay	A Daring New Position
Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator
I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Wet Lawyers	Squirrel Kickin' Back	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
David Beckham	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Blonde on Blonde Jokes	Saving Her Butt
What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in ...	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Stuffing	Yo Mama Road Sign
Obese Michigan Mammas	Yo Mama's So Fat... Corduroys	A Letter To Tide	Viagra Coffee
Yo mama's So Stupid	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Clinton's Bookmarks	The Confessional
Winter Lovers	Two Hookers	Blonde and Dictionary	You Might Be a Redneck
Confucius...Fisherman	Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches	Blonde Technology	Blonde on the Computer
Attention-Seeking Redneck	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu