Really Bloody Mary

How do you know your bartender doesn't like you any more?

There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Getting Flowers	Skittles	Yo mama's So Stupid	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
You Might Be A Redneck If... Family	Eating is a Sport	Attention-Seeking Redneck	Old Lady Shakes
The Patient	Backstroke Dolly	Bad Drivers	Drivers' Ed
Why did the blonde get fired...	Monks Made a Mistake	Microwave Cookery	Blonde With License
The Blonde Flight Attendant	Talking Out of Your Ass	Parakeet Cereal	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...
Free Sex with Fill Up	Breast Stroke	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama so Bald
Yo mama's So Ugly	Confusing Blonde	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Malcolm in the Puddle	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Roy the Rooster
Lightbulb...Californians	Yo mama's So Stupid	Trampoline vs. Lawyer	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert
Bleachin Yo Mama	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	George W. and Moses	Knock Knock... Sham
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	Vaseline Knob
Condoms	Yo mama's teeth are so big...	George W. Drowning	Yo mama's so stupid...
Redneck Grandma	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On