Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements

Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be Tough	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Eating is a Sport	A Blonde Party
National Bird	American Divorce	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
Condom	Blonde...Bananas	Yo mama's So Poor	Womanly Secret
Redneck Bubble Baths	Thank You For Flying With Us	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	Pigskin Pro
Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Stooooopid Mama	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Feelin' Blue
One Good Deed	Dikfer	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Get Your Feet Wet
Clinton Stew	You Might Be A Redneck...	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony
Professor of Logic	Psychology Class	If Ever You're Choking...	Curly Sue
If Ever You're Choking...	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Blonde in the Morning
Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Yo Mama's... Ugly	South Park Haters...	Goverment Wrestling Federation
Yo mama's So Small	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Whitehouse Parrot	The Wonder Bra
Nutty Hunters	No More Labor Pains	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
Government vs. Mafia	Yo mama's So Stupid