Lawyers vs Prostitutes

How are lawyers like whores?

They both get paid to screw people.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Survivor for Alabamans	Daddy, What Is Sex?
Legal Birth Control	Difference Boy & Girl	Osama Bin Lighted	Blonde on Fire
Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Bill Gates and General Motors	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Yo mama's... Poor
Yo mama's...Skinny	Lesbian Harem	Hack Golfer	Yo mama is so nasty...
Yo Mama Laundromat	Arkansas Scholars	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0
Yo Mama's So Country	Gold Digger	Pop Goes The Blonde	Clinton's Safe Sex
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Dunkin'	What is LXIX?	Sign On The Brothel
Blonde - Contractor	Blonde lumberjack	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo mama's...ugly
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Bad Day Blondie	Fishing for a Week	Yo Mama's Halloween
Don't Say This During Sex	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Thermos and Blonde	Don't Kick the Animals, Man
Chillin' Biddies	Get Your Feet Wet	Hoshimota	Yo mama is so dumb...
IBM and Lightbulbs	Support Group for Yo Fat Mama	Osama = Crabs?	Yo mama's So Dumb
Yo mama's so short...	Pound for Pound