Count Chock Full of Nuts

Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Burying Osama	The Wrinkled Nightgown	Line of Blondes
Six Feet Under The Sheets	Yo mama's...Fat	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World
KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Old Man and his Babies	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Nurse	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Grass Eater
Blonde Bird	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex	You Might Be A Redneck
Redneck Ghost Story	Smart Pills	Confucious	American Divorce
Urinalotta Trouble	We take you now to the Oval Office	Bubba's Secret	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale
What Didja Learn?	Yo mama's So Fat	Clinton Poll	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Yo mama's So Hairy	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?
Yo mama's So Hairy	A Definite Definition	Yo mama's So Stupid	No one is safe
Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup	Olllllld Lawyer	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Yo momma so stupid...
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Blonde on Fire	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	Seasick
If Ever You're Choking...	Pulling His Cheney