Count Chock Full of Nuts

Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Stumped Doc	Nasty Mama	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Yo mama's...Easy
Bombing Works	Greek Navy	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Spelling Test
Mozart Beyond the Grave	Alabama Farmer	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	The New 69
Radical Procedure	Twisted Baby Joke	Call Me Back	Did I do that?
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Redneck Ghost Story	Where do one legged people?	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?
Yo mama's so fat... 90210	6.9	David Beckham Redux	Ark-N-Saw
Hard Drive	Lawyer Brains	Soy Toy	Two Men and A Refrigerator
Government vs. Mafia	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Morning at the White House	Elephant and Man	George W. Drowning
Yo mama's so old... antique shop	That's Meaty	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	The Eyes Have It
Bad Drivers	Understanding Marketing	Blonde Braincells	Yo mama's...Fat
Blonde Minivan Tragedy	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Yo mama's smile
Shirts Off	Animal House