Spermally Speaking

"Man," said one sperm. "When are we going to get to the fallopian tubes?"

"You idiot," said the other. "We haven't even left the stomach yet."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

People Really Said These Things In Court	Perfect Fit	Adam and Eve	Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days
Your Parents Messed Up	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Intelligent Quotes
Tasties in a Half Shell	Fred bin Flintsone	Clear Blue Easy	Phone Line
Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck Soccer	Knights And Birth Control Limerick	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Ask The Doctor	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Yo mama's So Fat	Bad Lawyer
Stuffing	Screw The World	The Poopie List	Irish Cream
Bob Dole's Underwear	Red Ring	You So Ugly	Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Wet Lawyers	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped
Iraqi Law	Bubba Gets Smart	Walruses And Their Tupperware	What is grosser than gross?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	Runny Noodle	Wal-marks the spot
Pothead Shopper	Blonde Puzzle	Corpsalicious!	There were two blondes at the park...
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	One Good Deed	Bus Stop Blondes
Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	It's What's For Dinner