I Can't Drive 69

Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph?

Because if it was 69 she would blow a rod.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Yo mama's...Skinny	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Blonde Shower
Dubya 'n' Drugs	Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Clinton/Elian Gonzales
Make-a-Wish Foundation	David's Brother David	Designated drunkard	Sex Math 101
Malcolm in the Puddle	The Housebroken Redneck	West Virginia Custody Battle	Dead Blonde in Closet
Rednecks' Dogs	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Mama knows how to have fun	What are you thinking about?
Blonde Jokes	Steak and Sex	Yo mama's So Ugly	Donkey Compliment
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Helisoft	What's Worse?	Brooklyn and Women
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Topless Sunbather	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Rastavirgins
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her	Yo mama's...Stupid	When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?
Blonde License	Blonde Shower	Blonde Horse Ranch	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed
Call Me Back	Elevator Scene	I See You!	Gonna Marry
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	3 Vampires	Get yo fingers bit	What's The Difference, Yo?
Dinner's On The Table	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...