I Can't Drive 69

Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph?

Because if it was 69 she would blow a rod.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rent	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Deadbeat in a Bar
Nursery Crimes	Make-a-Wish Foundation	Voodoo Enronomics	Go To The LMV
Heaven and Hell	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
Paper Street	Yo mama's so Stupid	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	The Blonde Flight Attendant
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Family Reunion	Job Application	Blonde in a Round Room
Blonde Driver	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	The Blonde and the Jumper
A Natural Blind	Taliban Snippet	The corporate ladder	You're So Poor...Trashcan
A Horoscope For The Workplace	Professor of Logic	Yo Mama's So Stank	Why did the blonde go up on top...
Bush BM	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Yo mama's...Fat	Greek Navy
Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... License	What is red and green?
Blondes and Fun	Blonde and Doorknobs	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Yo mama's so poor...
Yo mama's so Nasty	Corn Hole	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Yo mama's So Nasty
Gay Irishmen	The Vampire