Soyburger vs dildo

How's a soyburger like a dildo?

They're both meat substitutes!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Door Hinge	Yo Mama's So Fat... God	Funny Business	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee
80-Pounder	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Q & A...Shower	The Test
Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Y'Might Be A Redneck
A Blonde's Brain At Work	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Mechanical Sex
Pre-Paid Plan	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Like Midgets In The Night...
Brooklyn and Women	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Redneck Anthem	Sex Advice
Atlanta School Board	New Trend Diet	Get yo fingers bit	Doctor Demented
Actual Police Quotes	Yo Mama's Feet	Viagra for Gramps	Hard Drive
Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Bullwinkle	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
Scags Who Blew Bill	The Great Crab Escape	Yo mama's So Stupid	Party!
You Might Be A Redneck	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Code for Love	Yo Mama's so hairy... armits
What's A Truncheon?	A Lawyer and A Politician	I want my MTV	The Vampire
Helisoft	Bin Laid