Captain Hook's Death

How did Captain Hook die?

He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	There She Blows	Current Administration	What Are Politics?
Yo mama's...Fat	A manager walks into his office...	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Yo mama's football knowledge
Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	Canni Ball!	Fast Food	Dubya 'Do.
Name Those Tracks	Yo mama's So Fat	An Ugly Position	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...
Gold Digger	Confusing Blonde	Quotes About the French	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Fat	Dought Girl	Stoopit Pickup Lines	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon
Attack of the American Women	Clinton and the Pope	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Yo mama so fat...
Hot Revenge	Redneck Religiousity	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	You So Ugly
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Elephant Time	Out of T.P.	Full Speed Ahead
Peanut In Your Ear	Redneck Sex Ed	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Poor
Lamaze Class	Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Blonde Driving	The Lawyer and the Roadkill
Blonde in Disguise	The Engineer's Love Life	Yo Mama's so ugly... your dad	Middle East Policy
Fart Glossary	Crazy Little Critters...