Smokey the Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	The Wrinkled Nightgown	What a Gasser	Current Administration
Yo mama's So Stupid	Deathbed Lawyer	Viagra Coffee	Bin Laid
Hide the Duke	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Funny Business	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	A Redneck Retaliation	Elevator Scene	The Blind Man and the Whore
Redneck Fly-swatter	First Class	Brunette Shopping	Yo mama's teeth are so big...
Ice Hole	Pre-Paid Plan	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Dikfer
Brunette Shopping	Yo mama just gets dumber...	Ignorance	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Hot Revenge
Redneck Home Improvement	Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Clinton's DNA	Redneck Wins the Lottery
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Ask The Doctor
Blondes and Airplanes	Yo mama and a rat	Star Dreck	The Brass Rat
Long Road Home	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Gross Grandma	Keep it on the DL
A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Guns don't kill....