Osama the Chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road?

He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for his life.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Ya, Chicken?	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Bubba Died in a Fire
Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Bzzzz	Little Wanky	Blonde...Bananas
LSD Cocktail	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	Blonde in a Library	The Doctor's Convention
Bamming in 'Bama	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Clinton's Protection	Yo mama's So Hairy
Invisible Carrots	Blonde Boobies	Yo' Face So Greasy	Yo mama's So Ugly
P. Diddy on a Diet	Doe a Deer	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Human Resource Lingo
Yo mama's so fat...	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	The Poopie List	Whitehouse Parrot
Did you hear....?	Ignorance	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	You're So Poor
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Redneck Bubble Baths	Redneck Job Interview
Lepechaun at Augusta	Get Your Feet Wet	Salesman: A New One, Really	Homeward Blonde
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Two Hookers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...
Penguin and The Mechanic	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Yo mama's...Easy	Yo mama's so fat... airplane
Heaven's Gate	Yo mama's...Ugly