Osama the Chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road?

He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for his life.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Yo Mama's Halloween	Redneck Home Improvement	Blonde on Socialism
Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	You are a Redneck...	Microsoft in Detroit?	Bush's Advisors
Yo mama is so dumb...	Bush BM	Yo Mama's...Fat	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
Washington Survey	The Leper	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo mama's...Old
Yo mama's...Fat	Lunch Anyone?	Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	Chew on this
Fortune 500	Upholding the Cloth	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Gary Condit's Lifeboat
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Star Trek	Dentist
Sick Hick	Yo Mama's so fat... broke	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Soyburger vs dildo
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	Little Green Balls	Star Dreck
That's tacky	The Vampire	Love Is Blindness	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck
You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Gonna Marry	New Priest In Town	Code for Sex
Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Lip Service	Clinton 'n' Buddy	The Skeleton
West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	Honeymoon