Al Gore's Piercing

Why did Al Gore get a belly ring?

Because George Bush had a Dick Cheney.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be Tough	Two Blondes and a Lake	Blonde Cell Death
Yo Mama	Speaking Women-ese	Osama Bin Lighted	Learning to Fly
Blonde Bicycle	The Rich Lady and her Butler	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Yo mama's so fat... belt
Bad Lawyer	In The Navy	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Swinging Redneck
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Texas Transplant	Playing Doctor
New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles	Sheep Soup	New Baby	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass
Constipation	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Goodyear Rubber	Saving Her Butt
Little Green Balls	Penis Requests a Raise	Tardy Blonde	Shriveled Lovin'
www.YoMama	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Blonde Basement	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped
Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	The Jewish Vote	Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes	The Housebroken Redneck
Yo Mama's So Country	You're So Poor...Trashcan	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Skinny
Bird and Bloke	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Lightbulb Flies	Heckle Me Harder
Brace yourself	Pound for Pound