Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Yo mama's So Stupid	My First Time	77 vs 69
Shoot The Pig	Perry Coma	Six Feet Under The Sheets	Blonde - Contractor
THE DRUNK	Blonde on Blonde Jokes	Blondes Doing the Wave	Clinton's Favorite Things
Laxative Cough Therapy	Blonde Pooltable	Where's the Blow Hole	Lunch is back
Yo mama's so fat... runs	Yo mama's So Lazy	First Class Blondie	Yo mama's So Fat... born
Two Things In The Air	Perfumed Blonde	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Clinton Poll	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony
A very successful lawyer parked his...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Out of T.P.	Chucky at the Movies
Monica's First Look	Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck	Yo mama's So Small	Iraqi Law
Soyburger vs dildo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Blonde and Tracks	Men and Computers
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Obese Michigan Mammas	The Housebroken Redneck	Party!
Biting	Hot Lunch	Yo mama's...Fat	A Little Testy
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Ugly