Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

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You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Braggadocio	Confessional Etiquette
Deadbeat in a Bar	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde in a Library	Eating is a Sport
The President''s Puzzle	Crossdresser Funnies	Say What Again?	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
There is this old couple and they have been ...	Government vs. Mafia	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Yo mama's...Fat
The Engineer and the Bike	Yo mama's...Door	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Blonde and Blonder	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's...Fat	Mexican or Mexican't
Drivers' Ed	TeleBlond	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo Mama Like a Stamp
Understanding Marketing	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Paris Native
Yo mama's So Old	Rules For Work	I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Latex Gloves
Yo mama's...Ugly	Para-shoot	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Yo mama's so fat... pictures
Pre-Paid Plan	Mom's Sponge	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo momma so stupid...	A Real Ball Buster	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	A little boy wrote to Santa ...
Latex Gloves	Fart Glossary