Yo mama's So Poor

Yo' mama so poor, I saw her buying Hefty bags and asked what she was doing. She said "Buying luggage!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Monks Made a Mistake	Yo mama's So Flat	Dick Cheney and the Bushes	Yo Mama's So Ugly
America has finally captured Saddam ...	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Major Crackage	Osama = Crabs?
First Day Out	Yo Mama so Bald	That's Meaty	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck
Mouth Organ	Chalkboard Culprit	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Genie-wine
Men's English	Blonde and Prawn	Things Just Fallin' Off	Chillin' Biddies
Milking it	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Hot Air Balloon	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
Dubya 'n' Drugs	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Blondes and Fun
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	World War III	Bubba Claus	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Yo mama's...Ugly	Redneck Thief	Fooled You	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Fortune 500	Hide the Duke	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Right of Way
Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Sneezy	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Christmas Cookie Dough
Pharmacist Phun	Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass	Two Black Eyes	Yo mama's So Old
Not Going To Try This Again	Condom Brands