Yo mama's...Skinny

Yo Mama is so skinny, that you had to use dental floss for toilet paper.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Use Your Pituitary	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Blonde...Passenger	Fat Chance	Lawyer and Sperm
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Clinton and Titanic	Genie and the Taliban	Yo mama's so fat... airplane
Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Wizard of Oz	Baywatch	You Work for the Government When:
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Sharing	Hot 'n' Heavy
Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Three Couples, No Sex	Baaaaad Breath
Perfumed Blonde	Backwoods High Tech	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Blonde Kidnapper
Farmer and the Cow	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Florida Orange Growers
Viagra for Gramps	Horse Tears	Blonde and a Sock	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Yo mama's so fat... chins	Halle Berry Bares All	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Clinton Poll
The Raffle	There were two blondes at the park...	Jokes On You, Teacher	Flour Patch
A blonde was cooking dinner	Biting	Watch and Learn	Rooster Prozac
Pinocchio and Splinters	Prostitiute's Friends