Why God Created Man

Q. Why did God invent men?

Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Girl...Bad Girl	The Patient	Gore & Pantyhose	Blonde Cell Death
Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Glories of old age	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	Gary Condit-Cadabra
A Daring New Position	Yo mama's So Fat	You Stink So Bad	Your Profession and Your Libido
What's green and smells like ...	West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Blonde Lesbian
What do you call a blond with half a brain?	The Fish-Eating Competition	Baby Drink	Red Ring
Two Old Ladies	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Blonde Basement	Blonde Horse Sense
Material Lust	Bed Football	Scags Who Blew Bill	Yo mama's So Poor
Sex Over-Easy	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid	A Few Good Lawyers
Yo mama is so dumb...	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Socks	Elephant and Man
Bob Dole	The Annual Check-Up	Dictaphone	Goose & Lawyer
Smokey the Bear	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Church	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	Shoot The Pig	Blonde's Medical Exam	The Blue Eye
Yo mama's So Small	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River