You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks

You might be a redneck if...

your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Protection	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Yo mama's smile	HMO Executive
Fingers	What's The Difference, Yo?	Who Wants To Be a Millionaire	Monster Valentine
Hide the Duke	The Hit and Run Case	Laxative Cough Therapy	The 69ers
Let's Live On Love	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Things Just Fallin' Off
Al Gore's Piercings	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Yo mama's So Hairy	Blonde Bummer
Bee Milky	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Paris Native
Malcolm in the Puddle	Blondes and Turtles	Dye, Blonde, Dye	You Bet Your (Sex) Life
Powder	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Hand me downs	The Clever Lawyer
Reverend	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Jesus and Moses	Condit vs. Clinton
Soyburger vs dildo	A Daring New Position	PC Three Little Pigs	Redneck Anthem
Church	Lightbulb Flies	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Pound for Pound
Stuffing	77	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Hi-Steppin' Mama
Yo Mama's So Small	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel