Y'might Be A Redneck

Y'might be a redneck if ya hear a triangle at the opera n' say "It's time fer dinner?"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Accident on the Golf Course	Loose Constructionists	Shoot The Pig	Keep Warm
Blondes and Gas Stations	Blonde Makeup	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde Lightning Storm
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	In a murder trial...	What Are Ya, Chicken?	The Blonde and the Worm
Woman Says, Man Hears	Nutty Hunters	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Things Just Fallin' Off
Bishop And The Ass	Toy Cars And Breastices	Doe a Deer	Mommy, mommy... circles
Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	Swing Low Sweet Charriot	Those Shady Frenchies	"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
Redneck Theft	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Hi-Steppin' Mama	The Blonde and the Jumper
Bush Does a Favor	Dog Talk	Fortune 500	Having to Take a Whisper
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo Mama's So Dirty
Jumping Rope	President Clinton & the Pope	Hot 'n' Heavy	I Don't Like My Brother
Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
Space Shuttle Redneck	Law School for Nuns	Vaseline Knob	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Fast Food	Mathematics