Redneck Christmas

You might be a redneck if you dad bought you a gallon of Peptol-Bismol for Christmas.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Code for Sex	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	What's Worse?
Fishermen with Skills	Clear Blue Easy	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Circumcision...At Your Age?
Dr. Feelgood	String Theory	Law School for Nuns	The Three Ugly Ducklings
The Blind Man and the Whore	Can't Take You Anywhere	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Yo mama's...Fat
Redneck Honeymoon	Why I Am So Tired	Did I do that?	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	Play Dead	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Lay off
Soapy Sales	Dr. Doctor	Lawyer Stamps	Elephant and Prostitute
David Beckham Redux	Capitalism for Dummies	Bad Day Blondie	Brunette Meets Genie
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Code for Sex	Mommy, Mommy!	Icy Blonde
None	Blonde - Detectives	Bush and Bill	Headache
Bin Laden vs Custer	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted
Bad reception	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Brace yourself	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River
Jane's Addiction	Spermally Speaking