You at the Yard Sale

You so ugly, your mama tried to sell you at a yard sale!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Confessional Etiquette	Yo mama's so fat... school	Clear Blue Easy	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match
Turtle Sexuality	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Line of Blondes	Elephant Tampon
Pool	Yo mama is so stupid...	That's tacky	Funny Business
Yo mama's So Ugly	Euro-English Instead of German	Elevator Scene	Gary Condit's M.O.
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Bob Dole's Underwear	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition
Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Poor Boy's Christmas	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	The corporate ladder
Monday Night Osama	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Yo mama's...Stupid	Brunettes and God
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Laxative Cough Therapy	Tennis Balls	De-evolution
Bush's Favor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Blonde - Death in the Family	Okie Jokie
Foreign Policy	Politically Speaking	Blonde Tag	New Priest In Town
Lack of Vision	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Plaster Lawyers	Mad Cows
Sons Devoted to Mom	Carpet	Yo mama's...Stupid	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...
Perfect Fit	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions