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What do you get when you cross a football player with a hooker?

An illegal procedure.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	Your teeth are so busted...	Yo mama's so fat... first word	Fire Truck
Turtle Sexuality	How does a blonde try to kill a fish?	Yo mama's so stupid...	Clear Blue Easy
Yo Mama's...Fat	The Dentist	A blonde goes into a music store and...	Meat Department
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Big Testicles	Gross, Grosser, Grossest	Montana Ghost Story
Laptop	Cris Cross	Kleenex	Chilled Crabs
Uncle Tommy's Closet	Mommy, mommy... circles	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Confusing Blonde
A Blonde's Brain At Work	God Save The Dairy Queen	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!
Osama's Ride	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Monica At The UN	Pee On A Ferrari
Whose Son is He?	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Obese Michigan Mammas	Heaven's Gate
Dictaphone	Scags Who Blew Bill	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Yo mama's so ugly
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde and Tracks	Yo mama's So Stupid
The 69ers	Yo mama's so nasty...	Dynamite!	Like Midgets In The Night...
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Lake Wannaswimma