Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt

Yo mama's so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Christmas Carol Parrot	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Adam and Eve
You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Vampires in a Bar	Bubba's Secret	I've Got Shingles
Osama's Valentine	Redneck Recycling	Please pass the mayo	Yo Mama's So Fat
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Blonde Skydiver	Blonde's Backseat	Yo mama's... stupid
How to Mess With the IRS	Dubya 'Do.	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor
Age-Old Riddle	Monster Valentine	Knock Knock... Sham	Politically Speaking
Video Blonde	Full Speed Ahead	Executive Rimmin'	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Morning at the White House	Democrat's Concession	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Man Of The House
Miracle Drug	Put It On Your Organ	Taliban Bingo	Yo mama so stupid...
Para-shoot	Blonde on the Run	Little Johnny's Wish	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi
You KNOW You're a Redneck	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	The Blonde and the Zipper	Yo mama's So Poor
Rules For Work	Blonde in Disguise	Perfect Penis	Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?
Mrs. Shagwell	Rosebud