White, Slimy, & Horny

What's white, slimy, and horny all over?

Gary Condit!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Dr. Feelgood	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Whistle While You Twurk
Clinton's Interns	Yo mama's...Fat	Blondes and Candles	A little boy wrote to Santa ...
That's tacky	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Yo mama's So Ugly	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
You Know You're Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Surprise Package	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Yo mama's...Door	The Golden Fiddle	Blonde - Two Coats	Birds of Paradise
X-Miss	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Jenna's Predicament	Redneck Bubble Baths
Black Sheep	First Cut is the Deepest	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
Carefully Placed Periods	Bush Does a Favor	Why don't witches wear panties?	Bulimic Bachelor Party
Rednecks Talkin'	What is red and green?	Blow in the Blonde's	Banana Peel
What's the difference between a...	Blonde's Wine	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Le Stinkers
Sign On The Brothel	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Fast Food for Rednecks	Yo mama's So Ugly
Touchy Feely Cracky	Redneck and Bugs	Condom Size Tester	Bill Gates' Honeymoon
Clinton & KFC	The Blind Man