Chilled Crabs

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

3 blondes jump off a building ...	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Bush's Tragedy
Joke for Limeys	Comfortable	George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Yo mama's Teeth
Redneck Porch	Blonde with Half a Brain	Perfect Penis	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Bush and Cheney Lunch	How do you drown a blonde?
Breast Stroke	What do you call a prostitute's children?	How did Britney Spears...	Poor Boy's Christmas
Better Luck Next Time	The Blonde Fox	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
Blonde and License Plates	Clinton 'n' Buddy	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Coming Into The Closet
Frenchman and Farm Animals	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	Rastavirgins	Two Hookers
Blondes and Candles	Jokes On You, Teacher	Fast Food Blondes	Gay Midget
Banana Peel	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Women and Pool Tables	Holiday
One day a hunter was walking...	Hoshimota	Pretty Hair	A Daring New Position
DJ's First Day of School	Ancient Chinese Torture	Gold Digger	A man at a retirement home was walking ...
Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	The Skeleton