Chilled Crabs

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grossische Joke	Reagan and Clinton	Redneck Track & Field	Elevator Scene
A Horoscope For The Workplace	Suicide Attempt	Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket	Arkansas Scholars
3 Wishes	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Elevator Scene	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Yo mama's So Hairy	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Flies on Poo
Dead Blonde in Closet	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Jane's Addiction	Blonde...Faxes
An Egyptian man is walking...	Fork it up	Pump Kin	Baby Gates and Microsoft
The Blonde Fox	Yo mama's So Hairy	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Yo mama's So Fat
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Fooled You	Go Fish	Yo mama's so Fat
Monica's New Boyfriend	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	SF Pregnancy Rate	Don't Say This During Sex
Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	Snot	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...
Saddam's Bumperstickers	Two blondes are walking down a road...	Blonde Road Crossing	Condit Arrest
3 Men, 3 Wishes	Pre-Paid Plan	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Eyes Wide Shut
Broom Factory	Yo mama's...Ugly