Chilled Crabs

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Please pass the mayo	Guns don't kill....	I Don't Like My Brother	What Are Politics?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	In a murder trial...	Blonde Alumna	Potatoes Hotatoes
The Hired Help	Mommy, Mommy!	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Glories of old age
Blond Father	Divine Flatulence	Can't Take You Anywhere	Designated drunkard
Avon Calling	Like Father Like Son	Why I Am So Tired	Hide the Duke
Rubbing Her The Right Way	Redneck Senior	Pop Goes The Blonde	Brunette Shopping
Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Retired Marine
What would you do?	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...
Fat Woman	Political Pampers	Mountain Bike	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...
Ladies First	Sex Contract	Yo Mama's So Dumb...	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...
Hi-Steppin' Mama	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Really Sick	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship
Yo mama's So Ugly	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Limbless Prostitute	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Getting Weighed	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office