Hot Tomato

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Year	Beer Consumption	George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Goathead! Goathead!
Peanut In Your Ear	Redneck Engineering Exam	Sliding Doors	The Blonde and the Worm
String in the Pants = Clean Hands	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	A helping hand	Blonde Overdue
Get On The Bus	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Fat	You're Like A...
American Divorce	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	West Virgin-ia	Smoke It
Yo Mama's... Ugly	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Yo Mama's So Old	Dentata
How To Sell Lawnmowers	Yo mama's So Fat	Widows98	Yo mama's So Poor
Honeymoon	Gross Cornflakes	Yo mama's So Poor	Runny Noodle
Yo mama's so fat... train	A Helpful Man	The Clever Lawyer	Blonde in Grocery Store
Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick	We take you now to the Oval Office	I Can't Drive 69	Yo Mama's Like a Brick
Catching Osama	Blonde NASA Engineer	Yo Mama's Teeth	Bar... Alabama
Squeaky Clean	Hanging With Rednecks	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Christmas Bonus
Lunch Anyone?	Man Of The House