747 Full of Lawyers

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rent	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Saddam Hussein
You're So Poor	Blondes and cow patties	Reagan and Clinton	Yo mama's So Poor
Deernuts and Beernuts	David's Brother David	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	The Blind Man and the Whore
Heaven and Hell	Drivers' Ed	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Blonde Trapped on an Isand
A Roomful of Rednecks	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Confessions Of Sodom
The Leper	The Seven Dwarfs	Lesbians in a Canoe	Yo momma so stupid...
Age-Old Riddle	Yo mama's...Stupid	Clinton -vs- Titanic	Yo mama's So Fat... Married
Top 10 Funny Store Signs	The Nuns and The Blind Man	Florida Orange Growers	Drastic Diet
Hans Across Iraq	What's That, Tampon?	Virgins in Caves	Yo mama so dirty...
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Redneck Theft	Dick 2 Balls	Nouveau Riche Blonde
Windows 666	Yo mama's So Ugly	Drowning Lawyer	Clinton's sons
National Pastime	Yo mama is so nasty...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	Osama's New City
3 blondes jump off a building ...	Wrinkled Riddle