Smokey the Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yummy Mama	Yo mama is so stupid...	Women's Bits	Lying through your tooths
Helisoft	Stinkin' Proof	Like Father Like Son	Replacing Vanna
Why did the blonde get fired...	Blonde in a Library	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Plaster Lawyers
Tennis Balls	Yo mama's So Stinky	George Bush is So Stupid...	Clinton's Interns
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	In a murder trial...	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Rock da House
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat	George W. Bush was caught breaking	North vs. South
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Johnny Big Head	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	A Few Good Men
Small Things	What do you call 88 rednecks...	God Save The Dairy Queen	Bush Visits a Nursing Home
A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Star Trek	Clinton Poll	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	You Might Be A Redneck If...	Horny Old Ladies	Politician Walking
Watch the Birdie	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	You So Stupid
The Shakes	Iranians	Quickie	Salesman: A New One, Really
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV