Smokey the Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Virgin Trucker	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Old	Blonde and Dictionary
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Yo mama's so fat...	Punk 'n' Parrot	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Lesbians in a Canoe	Yo mama's...Dumb	Yo mama's So Stupid	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Monica's New Boyfriend	A Horoscope For The Workplace
Southern Foreplay	Flash Me	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Blonde Girlfriend
Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Yo mama's So Nasty	Difference Boy & Girl	Monica's New Boyfriend
First Class Blondie	Yo mama's So Stupid	You're Like A...	Redneck Computer Lingo
Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Banging and Banking	Potatoes Hotatoes	Don't Say This During Sex
The Blonde and the Librarian	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	The Proxy Father	Osama the Chicken
Blonde Fish	Yo mama's...Stupid	Full Speed Ahead	Nudist Camp
Sleep Now	Winnie the Pooh	The Boss	Al Gore's Piercing
Lawyers on the Beach	Stooooopid Mama