Smokey the Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dick Cheney and the Bushes	Goathead! Goathead!	Another Weekend At The Home	Executive Decision
Clinton and the Pope	Suicide Attempt	Scooby Doo	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Shree Hill	Yo mama is FUGLY	Banana Peel
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid	Why I Am So Tired	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Holiday	Bishop And The Ass	Professor of Logic
Clocks	Fascinating	Yo Mama Laundromat	Drivers' Ed
The Origin of Little Debbie	Hot Revenge	Yo mama's so fat... beeper	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people
Pee On A Ferrari	911	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Confucius Say
Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Blondes and Gas Stations	Two brunettes and a blonde...	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Yo Mama's So Country	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Bus Stop Blondes	Daddy, What Is Sex?
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Yo Mama's Underwear	Three words that describe Britney Spears
Rednecks' Dogs	Blonde Rows of Corn	Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish	The Aggie
Yo mama's...Stupid	Redneck Baby