Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Fat	You Work for the Government When:	The Love Dress
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Like Father Like Son	Fifty Cent Piece
Yo mama's...Ugly	Blonde and a Pig	Blonde on Fire	Eternal Judgment
What's The Difference, Yo?	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Blonde and the Worm
Big Testicles	Law School Graduation Gift	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Snack Food
Men's English	Wizard of Oz	Split Up The Middle	Little Leprechaun?
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Pickled Bread	Adam Talks All About Eve	A Giant Problem
Monks Made a Mistake	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	Braggadocio	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
The Origin of Little Debbie	Dought Girl	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Yo mama's so fat... airplane
Late AGAIN	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Concorde Humor
Yo mama's...Stupid	Elephant Physiology	Flower Flub-o-rama	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Streakers and Strokers	Star Trek	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps
Screwed, For Sure	Yo Mama's So Stupid