Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Meat Department	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Chillin' Biddies	5 presidents are on a plane
You're So Dirty	Lawyer and Sperm	The Patient	Fire Truck
Frosty, is that you?	My Blonde Is Broken	Canni Ball!	Rules For Work
Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Blonde Bird Killer	Engineering In Hell
Name Those Tracks	Coming to America	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Smart Pills
Ice Hole	Chilled Crabs	Yo mama's So Ugly	Monica's New Boyfriend
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Sons Devoted to Mom	Yo mama's...Skinny	Me, I want a hoola hoop
Yo mama's...Ugly	You So Ugly	Blonde NASA Engineer	Viagra for Gramps
Tasty, tasty fat!	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Yo mama's So Poor	David's Brother David
Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Ugly	I Still Don't Get It
Trucks and Babies	Reagan and Clinton	Blondes and Iceberg	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty	Blonde Who Has it All
Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb