Yo mama's...Fat

Yo' Mama is so fat, it took the train conductor two hours before he could say all aboard.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Broom Factory	Closest Shave Ever
Yo mama's So Poor	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Yo mama's So Old	Redneck Haircut
Blow in the Blonde's	Chicken and egg are lying in...	Yo mama's...Fat	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Yo mama's So Small	Blonde Who Has it All	Punk 'n' Parrot	Dirty Tricks
Mail Order Blonde	Thank You For Flying With Us	Yo mama's So Stupid	Men Two Hobbies
Brunette Shopping	Joke Written By and For Retards	Hot Enough For You?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim
Farmer and the Cow	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Why'd The Redneck?	Never Seen A Priest
Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	You might be a redneck if...	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller
Don't Eat the Brown Ones	How do you drown a blonde?	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Shop At WalRusMart
Yo mama's so fat... bath	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	Bad Lawyer	B-Day Sex
Screwed, For Sure	Crappy Date	Three Gay Men	Code for Love
Ancient Chinese Torture	Parakeet Cereal	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked	Prune Pizza
Yo mama's So Fat	P. Diddy on a Diet