What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tank Girl	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yard Work Sign Language	Blow in the Blonde's
Snakeskin Punny	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	The 69ers	Adventures in Disneyland
Blonde in the Morning	Y'might Be A Redneck	Gold Digger	Ultimate Rejection
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Yo mama's...Fat	Screwdrivin' Clinton
Loitering Mama	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Lawyer in a Tree
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	A Natural Blind	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor
Ten Cents	Arkansas Toothbrush	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
Definition of Agony	Arkansas Toothbrush	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Perfumed Blonde
Blonde in Grocery Store	Blonde Technology	Mrs. Shagwell	Yo momma so stupid...
If You Were my Husband...	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Yo Mama's so old... act
Your teeth are so busted...	Houston Schoolin'	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	Pay-Per-Blonde
Wanted: Dead Or Alive	What P.M.S. Stands For	Fish Market	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips
Pow Wow Ow!	Yo mama's So Small