What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	A Few Good Lawyers	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium
Bombing Works	Let's Play War	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Yo mama's...Fat
A Roomful of Rednecks	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Blonde Jokes
Dr. Feelgood	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	Inventions	Easter Egg Hunt
Survivor for Alabamans	Redneck Job Interview	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Yo mama's teeth are so big...
Broom Factory	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Redneck Senior	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Your mom is so stupid...	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Redneck...Bath
Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Blonde's Backseat	Yo mama's So Flat	No More Labor Pains
Blonde's Air Conditioner	Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb	Yo Mama's So Old	Touchy Feely Cracky
A Letter To Tide	Madame President	Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	Broomsticks
Redneck Feast	Indecent Exposure	Yo mama's So Stupid	Important Question
Watch the Birdie	Yo mama's so fat... monster truck	Blank Willow	You Can't Put HimTogether Again
Captain Hook's Death	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun