What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dinner's Ready!	Women vs. Dog Poop	Yo mama's So Ugly	Top 10 Funny Store Signs
Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Yard Work Sign Language
Yo mama's so Nasty	Dikfer	Pee On A Ferrari	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws
Blonde on Fire	Government vs. Mafia	Blonde in Pain	Bush Has Feelings Too
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Blonde...Bananas	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal
Blonde and Prawn	Three Couples, No Sex	Blonde Braincells	Better Luck Next Time
Father and Son	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Three Girls in the Desert
Sensitive Men	Smurfette	Yo Mama's Feet	Ark-N-Saw
Redneck Feast	Silent Bunny Humping	Yo mama's So Old	Tickle Me Dirty Politics
Sex Relatively Speaking	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Shave and a Hair Cut	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit
Boy Scout	Yo Mama's so old... act	Saving Her Butt	Barbie and Britney
New Canadian Flag	Yo mama's smile	Yo mama's...Stupid	Drastic Diet
Whitehouse Parrot	Yo Mama's So Ugly