Yo mama's so poor... skateboard

Yo mama is so poor, I picked up a skateboard and she said, “Put down my car!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Blonde Passenger	Weiner Eater	Loose Potatoes
Talking Blondes	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Dirty Swiss
Yo mama's So Ugly	Witchy Women	Lawyers in the Trees	Topless Sunbather
Blonde Trapped on an Isand	In The Navy	Christmas In Heaven	Blonde Car Hijinx!
Hot Air Balloon	You're Like A...	Louisiana Tourist Attraction	Clinton's Bookmarks
Viva Las Vegas	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid	Captured Blonde
Corpsalicious!	Gum	Oscar Meyer	Made in Canada
Yo mama's so old... antique shop	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Office English Dictionary	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
The Tale Of The Three Holes	Your teeth are so busted...	Joe and Wanda had a small apartment...	Blonde Welfare
Gross Grandma	Think About It	Captain Hook's Death	Blow in the Blonde's
You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Yo mama's football knowledge	Yo mama's so dumb...	Redneck in a Suit
Condom Size Tester	Tornado and Redneck Divorce	Gore & Pantyhose	The Rich Lady and her Butler
Yo mama's...Ugly	Rooster in His Declining Years