Yo mama's so poor... skateboard

Yo mama is so poor, I picked up a skateboard and she said, “Put down my car!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

People Really Said These Things In Court	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Yo mama's...So Hairy
Yo Mama is So Stupid	Working Relationship	Yo mama's So Ugly	Elephant Physiology
B-Day Sex	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Made in Canada
Redneck Baby	Mail Order Blonde	Radical Procedure	Men's English
Monkey Business	Lunch is back	This is a poor joke	Stumbling and Mumbling
Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Get Your Feet Wet	Dr. Doctor	The Jewish Vote
Lawyer Stamps	Sanitary Blonde	Yo mama is like a brick...	Screwdrivin' Clinton
Blonde's Coffin	The Golfer and the Leprechaun	Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	You So Ugly
Blondes in a Box	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Blonde with Money	Redneck Honeymoon
Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	On the Rooftop	Lawyer and Sperm	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Student Nurse	Jack and Jill II	Blonde Tag	The Holy Water
Blonde at Starbucks	Blond Father	One day, a blonde left work early to go home ...	Yo mama's So Fat
Redneck and Bugs	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat