The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

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Toothpaste Inventor	Clinton's First	Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	5 presidents are on a plane
Eating is a Sport	Blonde Bicycle	Is That You Coffin?	Flies in a Lightbulb
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde in a Snowstorm	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Confusing Blonde	Yo mama's So Flat	Martooni
Pool	Screw The World	Jokes On You, Teacher	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Steak and Sex	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Yo mama's So Ugly
Pee On A Ferrari	Yo mama's So Poor	Strict Sex Schedule	Yo mama's So Fat... Hot Dogs
Yo mama's...Stupid	Runny Noodle	David Beckham Redux	Annoying Boy on Bus
Never Seen A Priest	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Blonde at the Appliance Store	Yo mama's So Stupid
Jane's Addiction	Yo mama's So Stupid	Captured Blonde	No one is safe
Consulting Fun	Southern University Psychology	Full Speed Ahead	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart
National Pastime	Yo mama's so stupid...	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	It's What's For Dinner