The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Stuck in the middle	Yo mama's so fat...	Plaster Lawyers
Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stinky
Hand me downs	Yo mama's...Fat	Breast Stroke	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Adam Talks All About Eve	Play Dead	Blonde NASA Engineer
Bee Milky	Yo mama's...Stupid	Horse Tears	Yo mama's so ugly
Osama's Favorite Movie	Sex Over-Easy	Stuck in the middle	Yo mama's So Ugly
Star Trek	Pickle Slicer	Blonde Radio	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	The Dirty Wife	Ghost story for tots	Proverbs
Birdie Poem	Work Blows	Sports and Virility	Annoying Boy on Bus
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo	Bishop And The Ass	Yo mama's So Stupid	Monica At The UN
Rules For Work	Adult Swim	A Redneck Retaliation	Blonde and Calculator
Monkey Business	Old People And Nastiness	Did I do that?	Little Girls Who Suck
Dim Bulb	Vibrators and Soybeans