The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

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Yo mama's so fat... drive-in	What Are Politics?	Bzzzz	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Yo mama's So Poor	Working Relationship	Whack Off
Burried 10 Feet Under	The Dentist	Cow with No Legs	Why did the blonde go up on top...
What Are Ya, Chicken?	Shekshy Legsh	Blonde's Earrings	Goose & Lawyer
After the Honeymoon...	Curious Pickup Line	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Rope a Dope
Blonde with Chickens	Pickled Bread	If You Could!	Marriage Requirments
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Blonde and the Zipper	Nutty Hunters	Lawyer Stamps
Yo mama's...Useless	There is this old couple and they have been ...	You might be a redneck if...	Doctor Demented
Yo Mama's Halloween	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Yo mama's...Fat	Professor of Logic
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Why are New Yorkers always depressed?	Mommy, Mommy!	Blonde Test
Definition of Suspicious	Afghani Fowl	Blonde Nurse	Sign On The Brothel
Yo mama's tities...	You Work for the Government When:	Blonde Puzzle	Piano Solo
You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Three Couples, No Sex