Yo Mama's so fat... scale

Yo' mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, “Please step out of the car!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Lawyer and Sperm	A Few Good Lawyers	Dear Diarrhea
Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	What's Worse?	What's the difference between a blonde...	Yummy Mama
Go To The LMV	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Blonde and Missed Bus	Apple and Worm
Redneck Engineering Exam	Pee On A Ferrari	In a murder trial...	Jokes On You, Teacher
HMO Executive	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Blonde Riding Shotgun	An Ugly Position
Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Sheep Soup	David Beckham Redux	Smokin' Dope
Attention-Seeking Redneck	Blondes and Airplanes	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo mama's So Hairy
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Yo mama's...Stupid	Salesman: A New One, Really	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted
Eternity	Y'might Be A Redneck	I want my MTV	We're Studying Hard
You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Mafia Christmas	Yo mama's So Fat	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland
Dinner's On The Table	New Version of Playboy	Cletus's Christmas	Pharmacist Phun
Blondes On Blonde Jokes	Hanging with Blondes	Chilled Crabs	Don't Step Out of the Car
Yo mama's So Poor	Baked beans and their delightful tune