Yo Mama's so fat... scale

Yo' mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, “Please step out of the car!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mountain Bike	Yo mama's So Stupid	Joke for Limeys	Yo Mama's a Saint
Closest Shave Ever	Snow Off-White	Condit vs. Clinton	Sliding Doors
Scooby Doo	Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake	Political Jokes	Redneck in a Suit
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo mama's...Fat	Pigskin Pro
Slick Willy	Move Over Little Johnny	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Coming Into The Closet	Oldest Couple Ever	Yo mama's...ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
And You're Not Even Drunk	Hot Enough For You?	Boy Scout	Gorilla in Heat
Blonde in Freezer	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Two Things In The Air	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde - Contractor	Blonde Horse Ranch	Blondes at Sea	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids
Three Dumb Hunters	She's So Blonde	One hungry mama	Balls and Old Ladies
Set Me On Fire	Pothead Shopper	Ugly mama and a tail	Clinton's DNA
Yo Mama's So Poor	Christmas Cookie Dough	Five Minutes to Midnight	Thank You For Flying With Us
Ed Zachery Disease	Your teeth are so busted...