Flies on Poo

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Clinton's Protection	Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Paying the Price of Marriage
America has finally captured Saddam ...	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
Screwdrivin' Clinton	Yo mama's so stupid...	Pool	Frenchman Walks into a Bar
Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Gross, Grosser, Grossest	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Bishop And The Ass	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Early Stages of Viagra Development
10	Hot 'n' Heavy	Lawyer-Client Relations	Which Hole?
In the back woods of Arkansas...	Yo mama's so hairy...	Yo mama's so fat... road	What a Gasser
Nun vs. Woman	Soyburger vs dildo	After You	Shave and a Hair Cut
The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Yo mama just gets dumber...	In the back woods of Arkansas...	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus
Screwed, For Sure	Tornado and Redneck Divorce	The Housebroken Redneck	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Lawyers on the Beach	Sex Over-Easy
Hot Dog	Rare Disorder	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't
Clinton 'n' Buddy	Yo mama's So Fat