Flies on Poo

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blondes and Ice Cubes	The corporate ladder	The Quotable Marion Barry	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal
Yo mama's...So Hairy	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Yo mamma's so retarded...	Crossdresser Funnies	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Yo Mama's So Hairy	Bob Dole's Band	Meat Department	Monica's First Look
Baby Talk	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Return the Dog
Yo mama's So Old	Blonde Trying to Eat	Whitehouse Parrot	What Didja Learn?
Megastore, Megasale	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Five Minutes to Midnight	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Morning at the White House
Osama is Celebate	Redneck Thief	Monica's First Look	Arkansas Toothbrush
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Rump Roastin'	You Might Be A Redneck If...Law	Women and Pool Tables
Blonde Skydiver	B-Day Sex	Blonde's Helicopter Lessons	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...
Wal-marks the spot	Steroid Breast Stroke	Blonde and Doorknobs	Cow with No Legs
Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Bedside Confession