Middle East Policy

Why was former President Clinton so interested in the events in the Middle East?

Because he thought the Gaza Strip is a topless bar!

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Perfect Penis	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Bush's Tragedy	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...
What's That, Tampon?	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball	Love At First Sight	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
The Rescue	Euro-English Instead of German	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Bush and Cheney Lunch
Snack Food	Name Those Tracks	Early Stages of Viagra Development	Perry Coma
Yo mama's So Stupid	Helisoft	Shark Attack	Thank You For Flying With Us
Two hicks at a toy store	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Five Surgeons
Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Sex Advice	Code for Sex	Screwdrivin' Clinton
Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Viva Las Vegas	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Cubist Poo
You So Stupid	Blonde and Doorknobs	Peeing Leprechaun	Viva Las Vegas
Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Return the Dog	Lawyer and Sperm
This is a poor joke	Yo Mama so Bald	Smoking Problems	Seasick
God Smiles on Blondes	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Definitely	Instant-Win Airbags!
Old People And Nastiness	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...