Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said "No professionals!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tricky, Tricky	Where's the Soup?	Drivers' Ed	Deernuts and Beernuts
Fast Food	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	Gary Condit-Cadabra
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Yo mama's So Hairy	Blonde in a Barber Shop	Canni Ball!
Yo mama's So Poor	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Yo mama's...Fat
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	The Fish-Eating Competition	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Bubble Blowing Duckies
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Hand me downs	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim
Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Drunk Superhero	Pothead Shopper	Bad Lawyer
Yo mama's So Stupid	The 11th Commandment	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Two Things In The Air
David's Brother David	Yo mama's...So Hairy	Latex Gloves	www.YoMama
Dinner's Ready!	Blonde and Tracks	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	IBM and Lightbulbs
Yo mama is so dumb...	Support Group for Yo Fat Mama	It's What's For Dinner	Hot Doggin'
Hey DJ	Blonde and Tracks	Pitching a Tent	Yo mama's So Ugly
Divine Flatulence	Lawyer Croaks