It Ain't Margarita

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A Dry Martinez!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sheep Soup	Optimistic Jack	Wife vs. Job	Eating is a Sport
Redneck Bubblebath	Two Things About a Blonde	Osama's Covered Wagon	Fingers
Bad Drivers	Playing Doctor	Daddy, What Is Sex?	Unlikely
Two Sperm	Jackass	Yo mama's So Poor	Phone Line
Yo mama's...Fat	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	Lift Off	Knights And Birth Control Limerick
Perfect Penis	Beer Translations	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
Snoop Doggs Teeth...	Blonde Looking for a Job	Redneck Shopper	Flies Have Wings, Why?
Donkey Compliment	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Blonde Alumna	Yo mama just gets dumber...
Shark Attack	Yo mama's So Stupid	Little Johnny's Halloween	What Do I Look Like?
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Gorilla in Heat	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	That Fly
THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES	The Blonde and the Librarian	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's so poor ...
Rosebud	Yo Mama Bath	Dog Days	Sliding Doors
Biting	A manager walks into his office...