Animal House

Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?

A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Titillating	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
Beer Consumption	Bug's Mind	Yo mama's...Ugly	Keeping In Under The Kilt
Roman Warrior	Phone Line	The Aging Explorer	Winnie the Pooh
Fat Woman	Healthy Virgin	Three Drunk Men	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	Osama in the Holy Land	A Letter To Tide	Yo mama's So Stinky
Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's So Stupid	It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses	The Dough Boyz
The Paperboy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Yo mama's So Stupid	You So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	The Millennium Kid	Tales From The Shire
Dentist	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Lawyer-Client Relations	Sobriety Test
Women and Pool Tables	Florida Orange Growers	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Blonde Horse Ranch
Yo Mama's So Disgusting	Blonde Road Crossing	Call Me Back	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Yo mama's so stupid...	Yo Mama's So Poor
Captured Blonde	Carpet