Animal House

Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?

A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	Sunroof You All Night Long	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Fingers
Natural Blonde	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Whistle While You Twurk	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Easter Egg Hunt	Two Sperm	Blonde - Contractor	Crossdresser Funnies
Yo mama's So Fat	People Really Said These Things In Court	Small Things	Three Drunk Men
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Yo momma so stupid...	Six Hours to Live
Corduroy Condom	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	If Ever You're Choking...	Natural Blonde
Donkey and Onion	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Southern Values	Topless Fat Woman
Shark Attack	Yo Mama's So Poor	Hot Air Balloon	Yo mama's smile
Dought Girl	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	What's Your Poison?	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...
Sanitary Blonde	Blonde...Hair Up	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Juicy Squirt
Getting Old	Surprise Package	Father to Blonde Daughter	Blonde's Salon
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Homeward Blonde	Three Couples, No Sex	PC Three Little Pigs
Screwed, For Sure	Yum!