Animal House

Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?

A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Yo mama's So Old	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
Yo mama's so fat... first word	Confucious...Baseball	A little boy wrote to Santa ...	Yo Mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Political Spelling Contest	Yo mama's...Fat	How to Mess With the IRS
A Road Trip to Yo Mama	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Improvements in Hell
Redneck Ghost Story	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Confusing Blonde	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Blonde's Wine	Blonde Kidnapper	Your teeth are so busted...	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...
Yo mama's so ugly	Witchy Women	Yo mama's...Fat	In the back woods of Arkansas...
Optimistic Jack	Screwed, For Sure	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	The Birds and the Bees
Blonde With Braces	Yo mama's so short...	Things Found Only in America	Ear Condoms
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Ugly	Mechanic's Lube	People Really Said These Things In Court
Braggadocio	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	A Redneck Retaliation	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama so fat...	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	Elephant...Cherry Tree	What do you call 88 rednecks...
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Luke's Saga