911

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Booger Wooger	Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days	Redneck Parkin' Lot	America has finally captured Saddam ...
Yummy Mama	It Burns	Yo Mama So Dry	What's the difference between a...
Love Is Blindness	Big pimpin'	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	The Rich Lady and her Butler
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Yo Mama Laundromat	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde and Blonder
Brunette Shopping	Homeward Blonde	Gassy Broad	Impotence
Hey DJ	The True Story	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Buried Lawyers
Funny Business	Blondes and Fun	Donations for Dee Dee	Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Man Catches Crocodile	Fish Market	Blonde Hide and Go Seek
Yo mama's So Hairy	Government vs. Mafia	Sleepwalking Nun	You Know You're Old
A Few Good Lawyers	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Cerebral Blonde	Blonde - Death in the Family
Yo Mama Bath	Church	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Trapped Inside a Whale
The Definition of	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Proxy Father	Socks
Women Pass Less Gas	Who Let The Blondes Out?