Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mary had a little sheep

With this sheep

She went to sleep

The sheep turned out to be a ram

And Mary had a little lamb.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Little Leprechaun?	Handy Blondy	We're Studying Hard
Blonde Who Has it All	Yo Mama's...Old	Redneck Drivers	Miracle Exercise
Yo mama's So Old	American Divorce	Helisoft	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
Arctic Hooker	Redneck Death	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	George Bush is So Stupid...
Washington Survey	Martooni	Human Resource Lingo	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls
Three Dumb Hunters	Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex	The Love Dress	The difference between boiling water and
Bishop And The Ass	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Poor
Another Weekend At The Home	Blonde Trying to Eat	Strict Sex Schedule	Yo mama's so fat... shaves
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Mommy Almost Died	Shriveled Lovin'
Optimistic Jack	Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas	Glories of old age	Paraplegic
Obese Michigan Mammas	PC Three Little Pigs	Gay Irishmen	Puzzling
Dr. Doctor	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Yo mama's So Stupid
Major Crackage	Don't Step Out of the Car