The Perfect Woman

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Joke for Limeys	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Blonde in a Round Room	Blonde Valedictorian
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Little People have little...	Big pimpin'	Avon Calling
One hungry Bush...	Blonde Destroyer	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde's Coat Hanger
Aliens Attack	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Yo mama's so poor...	Brunette Shopping
Yo mama's...Ugly	Thank You For Flying With Us	Bubba Gets Smart	Here, Piggy, Piggy
Higher Larnin'	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	And You're Not Even Drunk	Donations for Dee Dee
Cow Pat Lip Gloss	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Brain Cell	Heh. Stupid Blondes.
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Yo Mama's So Dirty
Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Enron Transcripts	Yo Mama's So Disgusting
You might be a redneck if...	Blondes and Fun	Office English Dictionary	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi
I Guess That's Fair	Yo Mama So Dry	Octogenarian Barroom Chat	Redneck Wedding
Guns don't kill....	Sleeping Blonde	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	B-Day Sex
Blonde on Fire	Confucius...Fisherman