The Perfect Woman

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	BlondeMotorWorks	Yo mama's So Ugly
You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Gorilla in Heat	Bamming in 'Bama	Yo mama's...Ugly
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Soapy Sales	Clinton's Protection	The Facts of Life
Red Ring	Prison Carpenter	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Yo mama's So Poor
Gum	Surprise Package	Defense Lawyer's Good News	Little Wanky
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Wedding Night Pranks	Steak and Sex	Don't Step Out of the Car
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Clinton's Lingerie	Blonde Cell Death	Clinton's sons
Yo mama's So Stupid	Two hicks at a toy store	Blondes in a Convertible	Bad Day Blondie
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Hard Drive	Martin Scorscese is interviewing three ...	Squeaky Clean
Farmer Joe and his Mule	The Blonde ABC's	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Hungry Blonde
Oh My God!	Milking it	Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Yo mama is a fatty
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Blondes and Brunettes	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Vaseline Knob	Yo mama's so fat... monster truck