Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter

Yo' mama so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited and waited for a gumball to come out!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Yo mama's So Old	M&M's	Daddy, What Is Sex?
Yo mama's So Stupid	Sex and Dieting	Uncle Tommy's Closet	Take yo mama to work day
Three Drunk Men	Osama in the Holy Land	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up	White, Slimy, & Horny	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Jenna's Predicament	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's So Ugly	ESL 'N' Enron	Witchy Women	Pops the Question
You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	Yo Mama's So Dumb...	High Stakes	Concorde Humor
Hooked On Dem Jets	Hide the Duke	Yo mama's So Poor	The Dirty Wife
Osama Mama	Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Pinocchio and Splinters	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best
Jumping Rope	Yo mama's Teeth	Long Road Home	Redneck Computer Lingo
Soy Toy	Testing, Testing	Blondes and Virgins	Clinton's DNA
Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Yo mama's So Poor	Wedding Night	Southern University Psychology
Really Bloody Mary	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy