Yo momma so dumb she ...

Yo momma's so dumb, she took an hour to make minute rice.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Bzzzz	Peanut In Your Ear
The Dough Boyz	The Vampire	Please pass the mayo	Blonde Passenger
Blonde Arrow	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Blonde Counting Sheep	Iraqi Funerals
Perfumed Blonde	The Raffle	Blonde in Grocery Store	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Smart Pills	Disarming the Guard	Adam Talks All About Eve
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Return the Dog	Yo mama's...Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck If...Station
Bush's Advisors	Men With No Arms or Legs	Hide the Duke	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex
Jumping Rope	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Dog Days
Liberal Jokes	Redneck Christmas	You're Like A...	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Watch and Learn	Really Bloody Mary
Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Politics and Golf	Yo mama's...Stupid	It's Like Voltron	Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture
Heaven's Gate	Rump Roastin'