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Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport?

A: She was getting arrested for carrying 300lbs of crack in her pants.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Little Testy	Yo mama's so poor...	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	69er's Get Sacked
Virgin Trucker	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Exotic Male Dancer
Old Lady Shakes	Yo mama's So Poor	Dumb mama joke	Redneck Anthem
Blonde Fired	Dought Girl	Hey fatty	Mommy, Mommy!
Yo mama's So Ugly	Cow with No Legs	Baywatch	That's tacky
Blonde's Vocabulary	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Get yo fingers bit	Toy Cars And Breastices	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Gross, Grosser, Grossest II	A falling out	A Country War	Hi-Steppin' Mama
Optimistic Jack	Shave and a Hair Cut	Gonna Marry	Pretty Hair
You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	What Men Need Most	Curly Sue	Think About It
Inventions	Post Turtle President	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Dating vs. Marriage
One day, a blonde left work early to go home ...	A Giant Problem	Yo mama's So Ugly	Another Saturday Night
Yo momma so dumb she ...	Afghani Fowl