Major Crackage

Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport?

A: She was getting arrested for carrying 300lbs of crack in her pants.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Weiner Eater	Things Found Only In America	Virgin Trucker	Easter Egg Hunt
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Lawyer Stamps	Gotcha!
Law School Graduation Gift	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Return the Dog	Be Careful What You Wish For
Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Convenience Store	Gum	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's...Stupid	What a Gasser	Upholding the Cloth	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
Viva Las Vegas	Yo mama's So Poor	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Mom's Sponge
Blonde and Doorknobs	Blonde's Salon	I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge	Go Fish
You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	Yo Mama's so hairy... armits	Honeymoon	Tornado and Redneck Divorce
Baking Blondes	Another Dumb Blonde	Fire Truck	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both
Blonde Nurse	ESL 'N' Enron	Golf Genie	Hot Enough For You?
Yo mama's Teeth	Sexual Olympics	Saran Wrap	You Might Be A Redneck
Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Act Of God	What Didja Learn?	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde Horses