Count Chock Full of Nuts

Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Redneck College Grad	Blondes and Ice Cubes	Hot Tomato
Accident on the Golf Course	Redneck on the Roof	77 vs 69	Paper Street
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	The Day Owl and The Night Cat	Leeches	Beer Consumption
Clinton/Elian Gonzales	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Witchy Women	Capitol Parrot
Blonde Joke	Yo mama's So Stupid	Invisible Carrots	Malcolm in the Puddle
Your mother is obese...	Closer to God	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Yo mama's... stupid
M&M's	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Yo mama's...Fat	Take It Like A Man, Baby
Carpet	Relay Race	FLAT BLONDE	Beware the Blonde Terrorist
Waterskiing with Blondie	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's...Easy
Return the Dog	You Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's...Stupid	Arkansas Toothbrush
The Blonde and the Blinker	President Clinton & the Pope	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Hungry Blonde
I Guess That's Fair	Mexican or Mexican't	Keeping In Under The Kilt	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
Redneck Baseball	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked