Yo mama's...Ugly

Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to put a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Skittles	Confessional Etiquette	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	The First Profession	Still Together
Blonde in Grocery Store	Blonde Panties	Condom Size Tester	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
A Horse Walks Into a Bar	Dubya 'Do.	Al Gore's Piercings	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...
Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Yo mama's nasty!
The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Blonde in the Morning	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Pops the Question	Blonde in a Snowstorm	Yo mama's So Small
Blonde Testing Center	Bleachin Yo Mama	Yo mama is so dumb...	Chuckie Cheese Please
Yo mama's So Poor	Headache	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	A Natural Blind
Knock Knock: Dumb...	Pretty Hair	Halle Berry Bares All	Doctor Demented
West Virginian Women	Rooster in His Declining Years	Redneck Home Inspection	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...
Hairclub for Women	Nasty Eskimo	Blonde's Challenge	Goodyear Rubber
Nutty Hunters	Blonde State of Mind