Yo mama's...Ugly

Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to put a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Who Has it All	Yo mama's...Fat	What's That, Tampon?	Glories of old age
Yo mama's...Fat	Please pass the mayo	The President''s Puzzle	Yo mama's So Hairy
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Tardy Blonde	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Small Things
Redneck Bubble Baths	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Raffle	Ask The Doctor
The Great Crab Escape	Little Leprechaun?	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Yo mama's...Fat
Joke Written By and For Retards	Toothbrush	Lawyers Off Bridge...	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
You Might Be A Redneck...Porch	Yo Mama's So Poor	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Beans & Onions: Delicious
Little Green Balls	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Lightbulb...Californians	Screwdrivin' Clinton
Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Shirt Words	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Three Couples, No Sex
Put It On Your Organ	Vaseline Knob	Finder's keepers	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Warm and Moist	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Yo' Face So Greasy
Homeward Blonde	Yo mama's so fat...	Roy the Rooster	Blonde Robbery
She Gives Great Headphone	The Lawyer Has an Accident