Law School Graduation Gift

Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?

A: A lobotomy.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck Home Improvement	Blonde's Coat Hanger	What's Worse?	No one is safe
Politically Speaking	Yo mama's So Poor	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Burying Osama
Blondes and Waterskiing	The Lord Will Provide	Dikfer	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Quickie	Rosebud	Yo Mama's So Ugly	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture	One day a hunter was walking...
Twelve Inch Pianist	Montana Ghost Story	Monday Night Osama	Gary Condit's M.O.
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	West Virgin-ia	Condom Dog	What's Worse?
Get yo fingers bit	Yo mama's...Stupid	Osama in the Holy Land	Lawyers Off Bridge...
100,000 Frenchman	Osama is Celebate	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Impressing Women
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Rednecks Talkin'
You Might Be A Redneck	The Blonde and the Zipper	Soyburger vs dildo	Princess Di and Thomas
Tap Dancin'	Honda	Lesbians in a Canoe	Guess What I Am?
Taliban Poetic Justice	Soyburger vs dildo